In 2008, I started a series of posts about Dollywood. At long last, I’m finally getting around to writing Part 4 of the series.
I thought it would be fun if I rate all of the rides in the park. I’ll use a 5-star system:
***** = Awesome
**** = Great
*** = Good
** = Fair
* = Bad
Note that I decided not to include kids-only rides, since I haven’t ridden many of them.
Country Fair Area
Dizzy Disk (**** 1/2): This spinning disc that travels up and down a sloped track was the best of the new rides added in the Country fair expansion a few years ago. It’s a fun and unique ride.
Lemon Twist (**1/2): This ride is similar to the famous teacup ride. Riders control how fast the cars spin by using the wheel in the middle. To me, this ride is too much work. It’s like a stripped-down Tilt-a-Whirl where the cars don’t spin on their own.
Sky Rider (***): This ride is similar to a swinger, except it goes much higher in the air and hold two riders per seat. Riders have limited control over how much the seats swing back and forth by using a lever to move the wings on each side of the seats. I would give the ride a higher rating, but I’ve always been a bit uneasy riding the rides where the seats are hanging from chains.
Swinger (** 1/2): This is a more traditional swinger with both single and double seats. I rate it a bit lower than Sky Rider simply because it doesn’t go as high.
Scrambler (***): I have to give the Scrambler at least 3 stars because it’s one of my all-time favorite Carnival rides. The reason I don’t rate Dollywood’s Scrambler higher is because it lacks the lighting assembly in the middle that most Scramblers at travelling carnivals have. As a result, Dollywood’s Scrambler has an underwhelming, incomplete look.
Bumper Cars (****): I’ve always liked Bumper Cars, so this ride was guaranteed to get a good rating from me. The reason it isn’t rated even higher is because the cars are a bit under-powered. However, that seems to be the case with all Bumper Cars at amusement parks and carnivals these days. It seems almost everyone has reduced the power of their cars, probably because they were afraid someone would get hurt.
Carousel (**** 1/2): I consider the Carousel more of a kid’s ride, although anyone can enjoy it. I give it a high rating because Dollywood’s Carousel is absolutely beautiful.
Timber Canyon
Thunderhead (*****): Quite possibly the best wooden roller coaster I’ve ever ridden. It may not be as fast as some coasters, but the curvy track makes up for that. Except for the lift hill, all of the track is curved. This sets Thunderhead apart from other wooden coasters, many of which include long straightaways. The continuous curves make Thunderhead a lot of fun, and it also makes the coaster seem faster. It’s hard to find a better ride than Thunderhead.
Timber Tower (no rating): This ride has been closed frequently during its time in the park due to maintenance problems. I even heard that due to a dispute with the ride or parts manufacturer, Timber Tower hasn’t operated at all in 2011. The reason I didn’t give it a rating is because I’ve never ridden it. I tried once, but I was either too tall or too heavy and the restraint wouldn’t close all the way.
Mystery Mine (**** 1/2): This is an excellent steel rollercoaster that is part inside and part outside. The track has lots of twists, turns, and loops. One of the more unique features of the ride is that the two lift hills are at a 95-degree angle. You’re not just going straight up, you’re actually leaning back a little.
Wilderness Pass
River Battle (*** 1/2): I haven’t ridden this ride, but I know it’s fun because I have used the water cannons mounted around the ride to blast the riders with water. Both the riders and bystanders have water cannons, so you can get in on the fun even if you don’t ride.
Craftsman’s Valley
Tennessee Tornado (****): A great steel coaster with multiple inversions. I would rate it higher, but I always thought the ride was a bit short.
Blazing Fury (*****): Although this coaster is admittedly dated by today’s standards, I still give it 5 stars because it’s such a unique and fun ride. The train goes through a burning town before moving on to several downhill drops. It’s a classic. It’s one of the few rides still in the park from the Silver Dollar City days, and I hope it stays. I was disappointed to hear that the water splash has been removed from the end of the ride due to a new braking system.
Daredevil Falls (**** 1/2): A really fun log flume ride with a huge drop at the end.
Slidewinder (**): This ride was hard for me to rate, because my experiences on the ride vary greatly. Sometimes I really enjoyed riding it; other times, I was scared because it felt like the raft might turn over at any time. I’ve rarely felt safe on the Slidewinder, which is why I gave it such a low rating.
Wild Eagle (***** – I hope!): Wild Eagle is Dollywood’s new rollercoaster that is being built for the 2012 season. I hope it’s a great one!
Owens Farm
Barnstormer (no rating): I didn’t give Barnstormer a rating because I haven’t seen it in person yet. It opened this year, but I haven’t been to Dollywood yet this season. It’s rare for me not to have visited this late in the year.
The Village
Train (**** 1/2): Some of my friends won’t agree with this rating, but the train has always been one of my favorite rides. I do miss the days when the train would stop at the top of the mountain and actors would act out a train robbery. They stopped doing that several years ago.
Rivertown Junction
River Rampage (*****): A really fun river rafting ride. One of my favorites.
Adventures in Imagination
Imagination Cinema (****): This is a combination movie theater and motion simulator ride. They change the movie they show several times throughout the year. Some are better than others. I like Thunder Road better than Dolly’s Wilderness Adventure, for instance.
Jukebox Junction
Rockin’ Roadway (*** 1/2): This is a ride that is hard to classify as to whether it is exclusively a kid’s ride or not. Miniature vintage cars travel around a track. One of the coolest features of the ride is the 50′s music playing on the car “radio”.
I think I’ve covered all of the major rides. Feel free to post in the comments section and let me know which are your favorite rides!